||[Oct. 22nd, 2007|02:33 pm]
smart went crazy
So, I was looking at my old email address and found this. I must have written it for a class, I don't know which one it was or what the assignment was. I can only imagine that I was doing some pretty heavy drugs though. |
From December 03, 2003.
"There was once a boy, who looked just like any other boy. Except for his Wings! They scared all the muffin men and even the ladies in waiting, they thought he was lame. This made him so sad that one day, he just decided he was going to go and find some sort of MORE POWERFUL MAGICIAN who could fix his nasty wing so that the ladies in waiting would like him and the muffin men would be like "Hey dude."
Nick: I need to find this guy, I am so messed up, no one wants to have stupid wings. If I get rid of them Maybe then people will like me!
Character B pops in
Character B: Hey Nick, how are you?
Nick: I’m Fine, I’m thinking of going to find the Manic Magician…
Character B: Why would ya wanna go and do that?
Nick: I wanna get rid of this wing!! I need the ladies in waiting to be happy with me
Character B: Oh, I Guess you could get rid of them if you wanted, they are not so bad.. I have some wings too
Nick: Yeah, but you are not the prettiest thing in the world…
Character B: P-shaw! Ok, I’m out like a fat kid in dodge-ball then!
Character B disappears into smoke
Nick: I guess I better get back on my quest then, I really need to get rid of these wings… they serve no purpose at all.
I wonder which direction I should go in, I wonder which way is Up… I mean North. I should go ask Mrs. Upsidedownsmileyface!
Nick: Hey! Mrs. Upsidedownsmileyface, how are you today?
Character A: Call me Mrs. FROWNY!!
Nick: But why? A frown is sad, and sad is bad, and you are cool, so you aren’t Mrs. Frowny!
Character A: Oh, get a life!
Punches Nick on the face
Nick: Ouch, well Anyway, do you know where I can find the wizard who fixes people’s problems?
Character A: What are you talking about? Have you gone and gotten in to the Ether again?
Nick:….. I don’t know what you mean, hey do you wanna be my GIRLFRIEND?
Character A Punches Nick again
Character A: First of all, I’m Married, second of all, I’m a guy!
Nick: But you’re name is MISSES Upsidedownsmileyface! Misses means you are a girl!
Character A: Not neccesarily, and my name is Mrs. FROWNY!! Come on, understand THAT at least, you DOLT!
Nick: I think we should break up, this isn’t working out, it’s not you it’ me, can we still be friends?
Character A explodes in anger
Well, that was weird, I guess she couldn’t handle losing the Nickanator. Well I suppose I better be off and look for that Wizard who will make me normal."